August 2010
50 posts
hooray!
the wedding reception is over.
i’m not going into the bad detailswe had a lot of fun, there were tears, and now, everyone can relax.
my parents have already planned a second honeymoon. -________-
my close friends victoria and amanda helped us out so much! i love them to death. they can expect gifts from my mom sometime soon. she was so grateful.
is she gonna pay that woman? the one lady sharon was good, it was the decorator lady that was retarded.
this semester
might actually make me lose my mind.
i need to get organized.
MY HOGWARTS NAME IS: →
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thardcorelives:-staygold:hogwartsandspain:rocketship-launching:spain-and-denmark:winstonsmith:-levicorpus:alittleriddle:
Alice Riddle.
I can live with this.
Alice Parkinson
o rly
Arabella Cadwallader
k
Emmeline Lestrange
oh hot damn. i’m a lestrange. fuck yes.
Cassandra Lestrange
k cool manMorgana Warrington
idek I just love this name
I will not answer to anything but Elladora Granger from now on
Tobias Lockhart
ew ugly first name.
Catriona Macmillan
I don’t like my first name tho
Matilda Goldstein
i’m Jewish too, apparently haha
Catriona Lestrange
I’m a fucking Lestrange. I am amazing, my life = made and your argument is invalid forever.
Angelina Lockhart
oh
Gabrielle Cadwallader
…Lol.Alicia Longbottom
why the fuck am i a Longbottom?
victoria jorkins.
i wanted a cool different first name :(
Play
there is a spider in my room
its not dead, que the paranoia
youre clearly so interested. upload pictures of me woman! and meg. and amoeba. :p
I’M WATCHING A SUPER-COOL MOVIE ABOUT A KILLER ALLIGATOR, that’s my excuse
WHAT THE FUCK MOVIE ABOUT AN ALLIGATOR CAN YOU BE WATCHING?
ALBRICA
IS THE SLORIEST SLORE EVER~
LMAO! just find one you bitch. you even took your laptop. you have NO EXCUSE
ALBRICA
IS THE SLORIEST SLORE EVER~
why are you nekkid
because. its getting time for bed. also it makes me feel hippie-ish when my hair covers my boobies :D
some cities in the US dont have chick fil a
how how how do you not eat chick fil a?
victimsandvillains replied to your post: i dont care who the fuck you areWHAT WHORES
I KNOW RIGHT?!
assholes
i even took it back to their table and was like, your change is 3.26
and the guy was like “thats yours, thankyou very much”
like im supposed to be grateful for that 5 percent tip.
punk bitches.
they were fat and had fat kids. and he didnt listen to me when i was asking him if he would like a refill on his drink. dumb bastard.
victimsandvillains replied to your post: i dont care who the fuck you areWHAT WHORES
I KNOW RIGHT?!
assholes
i even took it back to their table and was like, your change is 3.26
and the guy was like “thats yours, thankyou very much”
like im supposed to be grateful for that 5 percent tip.
i dont care who the fuck you are
$3.26 is never ever an acceptable tip on a $57.46 check
especially when i picked CHEESE OFF THE FLOOR FOR YOU. and got you like 8 coke refills.
fuck. you.
why is katy perry marrying russell brand?
just ugh.
he’s so gross…and unfunny.
taylor says the same thing. i think hes funny something about his voice inflection and the way he tells his jokes makes it funny for me :D
I'm freaking the fuck out
I keep seeing shadows move right in front of my eyes. No more ted bundy book for me tonight. Or any time after 8pm really.
let's play "find the dead body": Clean-cut serial killer Theodore “Ted” Bundy confessed to 28 killings,... →
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Clean-cut serial killer Theodore “Ted” Bundy confessed to 28 killings, but other estimates indicate that he killed as many as 33 to 100 female victims during the 1970’s. Often he sexually assaulted his victims with such instruments as crowbars or hairspray bottles. While under arrest, Bundy…
for victoria
incredible.
so im watching this special about ted bundy
it is seriously freaking me the fuck out about how normal he seems. how can someone sit in jail (having murdered 30 people) and talk and smile and be charismatic. what the fucking fuck. how do you let someone like that escape from not once but TWICE from jail!? how do they let him fucking represent himself and cross examine the fucking police officers?
what the fuck?
friday mornings
ARE THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST SHIFT EVER.
FUCK. WORK.
polar bear →
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lol at number two
I
bought a pair of Spanx today.
they are glorious.
er, what is spanx?
they are super sucky pantyhose things. they are amazing.
I
bought a pair of Spanx today.
they are glorious.
