the wedding reception is over.
i’m not going into the bad details
we had a lot of fun, there were tears, and now, everyone can relax.
my parents have already planned a second honeymoon. -________-
my close friends victoria and amanda helped us out so much! i love them to death. they can expect gifts from my mom sometime soon. she was so grateful.
is she gonna pay that woman? the one lady sharon was good, it was the decorator lady that was retarded.
might actually make me lose my mind.
i need to get organized.
its not dead, que the paranoia
IS THE SLORIEST SLORE EVER~
how how how do you not eat chick fil a?
I KNOW RIGHT?!
i even took it back to their table and was like, your change is 3.26
and the guy was like “thats yours, thankyou very much”
like im supposed to be grateful for that 5 percent tip.
they were fat and had fat kids. and he didnt listen to me when i was asking him if he would like a refill on his drink. dumb bastard.
$3.26 is never ever an acceptable tip on a $57.46 check
especially when i picked CHEESE OFF THE FLOOR FOR YOU. and got you like 8 coke refills.
he’s so gross…and unfunny.
taylor says the same thing. i think hes funny something about his voice inflection and the way he tells his jokes makes it funny for me :D
I keep seeing shadows move right in front of my eyes. No more ted bundy book for me tonight. Or any time after 8pm really.
it is seriously freaking me the fuck out about how normal he seems. how can someone sit in jail (having murdered 30 people) and talk and smile and be charismatic. what the fucking fuck. how do you let someone like that escape from not once but TWICE from jail!? how do they let him fucking represent himself and cross examine the fucking police officers?
what the fuck?
ARE THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST SHIFT EVER.
bought a pair of Spanx today.
they are glorious.